Voicemail!

[selfhelphero]

"Hi, you've reached Billy Kaplan. I can't come to the phone right now for some reason, but if you leave a message, I'll get back to you soon. Bye!"

Comments

[longislandiceme]

So the dude w the hat just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation... y/n?

[selfhelphero]

YYYYY! Do it! I'm totally in!

This was why they couldn't have nice things.

[longislandiceme]

this will be SO. AWESOME.

Because really, it wouldn't be proper drunken-shenanigans without wildlife being commandeered for nefarious purposes (ew, not like that).