Voicemail!
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selfhelphero"Hi, you've reached Billy Kaplan. I can't come to the phone right now for some reason, but if you leave a message, I'll get back to you soon. Bye!"
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Date: 2011-11-11 02:04 am (UTC)I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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Date: 2011-11-11 03:02 am (UTC)Aren't you impressed, Billy?
Though it led to an important follow up text:
where r my shoes
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Date: 2011-11-11 03:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-11 03:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-09 02:50 am (UTC)Of Tony's very attractive arms. While he was smithing. You're welcome, Billy.
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Date: 2012-01-09 03:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-17 02:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-17 02:54 am (UTC)plz stop i dont want to want to drown you again. we both got to make out with him lets be happy.
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Date: 2012-01-17 02:57 am (UTC)TOPHER. TOPHER. NO.
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Date: 2012-01-17 03:01 am (UTC)Look, that would have confused Billy when he was sober too.
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Date: 2012-01-17 03:04 am (UTC)Almost, Topher. Almost.
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Date: 2012-01-17 03:08 am (UTC)OH MY GOD YOU SUCK.
Which was quickly followed by:
LIKE FOR REAL. OH MY GOD WHY DO THESE WEEKENDS NOT LOVE ME LIKE THAT?!
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Date: 2012-01-17 03:11 am (UTC)Topher. Don't knock over a table in your haste to rescue Billy. Just don't.
And don't pounce on him, either. It was rude.
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Date: 2012-01-17 02:56 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2012-01-17 03:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-17 03:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-22 03:27 am (UTC)everyone he could think ofseveral close friends.He worked hard for that boa for you. Shame about the no-rhythm thing.
Crazy Phone Day
Date: 2012-03-20 08:27 pm (UTC)"-- really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really important that I find out. Okay? So let me know. Love you! Bye."
Wacky Phones
Date: 2012-03-21 12:36 am (UTC)"I have no idea what makes you think I'm going to give you what you want. I have even less of an idea what you think we did in that bush. But now I feel the need to point out that I've never met anyone involved in the Russian sex trade. Just for the record."
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Date: 2012-03-21 01:06 am (UTC)"Why no, Sadhu. I have no problem with you looking pretty. I think every guy should feel as pretty as he wants. That's why we have a special on corsets this week at 'Dite's. Also, I feel I should tell you to see Petey's SciFi Movie Show this coming weekend. Possibly wearing a corset."
Wacky Phone Day!
Date: 2012-03-21 03:22 am (UTC)Jonothon knew full well what was going on the moment he got the weird voicemail.
But there was no way in hell that he was going to let that stop him, when he, for the first time ever, actually had a mouth to return the call with.
"I'm just calling to inform you that sticking anything in your pants in public is generally ill-advised. Perhaps you ought to inform your brother of as much, too."
(Backdated to Yesterday)
Date: 2012-09-14 07:41 pm (UTC)Can I keep the kitten?
Please...?
I'll owe you.
Re: (Backdated to Yesterday)
Date: 2012-09-15 12:44 am (UTC)"Of course you can! Our room could use a kitten!"
Re: (Backdated to Yesterday)
Date: 2012-09-15 12:58 am (UTC)He could undoubtedly hear her beaming through the phone.
Sometime during the dance
Date: 2012-10-20 03:10 am (UTC)I won't be coming home, so, you know.
Anyway. See you later.
Re: Sometime during the dance
Date: 2012-10-20 03:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-04-05 01:29 pm (UTC)"Hey, it's me. Uh, you want to do some magic at the shop? I'm getting really wet."
...Yeeeeeah.
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Date: 2013-05-02 09:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-02 09:58 pm (UTC)This was why they couldn't have nice things.
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Date: 2013-05-03 12:20 am (UTC)Because really, it wouldn't be proper drunken-shenanigans without wildlife being commandeered for nefarious purposes (ew, not like that).
Crazy Phones Strike Again!
Date: 2013-05-16 11:03 am (UTC)Re: Crazy Phones Strike Again!
Date: 2013-05-18 03:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-17 11:39 pm (UTC)"Believe me, I know this might come as a shock to you, but I don't actually spend all my time thinking about what's under your clothes."
Which, as far as Anakin was concerned, literally meant -- never mind. The unintentional innuendo was the main thing here.