Voicemail!

[selfhelphero]

"Hi, you've reached Billy Kaplan. I can't come to the phone right now for some reason, but if you leave a message, I'll get back to you soon. Bye!"

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[dollpocalypse]

DONT CHOKE I KNOW CPR!!!11145

Topher. Don't knock over a table in your haste to rescue Billy. Just don't.

And don't pounce on him, either. It was rude.