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selfhelphero ([personal profile] selfhelphero) wrote2015-11-10 09:01 pm
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Voicemail!

"Hi, you've reached Billy Kaplan. I can't come to the phone right now for some reason, but if you leave a message, I'll get back to you soon. Bye!"
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dollpocalypse: (fact: drinking)

[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-01-17 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
dont be mad at me just cuz of the hot tub but he said i was the best hed ever had
selfhelphero: ([neg] this is a fail plan)

[personal profile] selfhelphero 2012-01-17 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Topher might have felt the glare coming from Billy's direction, if he wasn't too drunk to notice it.

plz stop i dont want to want to drown you again. we both got to make out with him lets be happy.
dollpocalypse: (obnox: LIKE OMG)

[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-01-17 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
oh no i didnt make out with his face

TOPHER. TOPHER. NO.
selfhelphero: ([neu] headtilt)

[personal profile] selfhelphero 2012-01-17 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
...what did you make out with?

Look, that would have confused Billy when he was sober too.
dollpocalypse: (phone: flustered)

[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-01-17 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
you kknow what fellation is right?

Almost, Topher. Almost.
selfhelphero: ([neu] surprised look)

[personal profile] selfhelphero 2012-01-17 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
And that noise would be Billy choking on his drink.

OH MY GOD YOU SUCK.

Which was quickly followed by:

LIKE FOR REAL. OH MY GOD WHY DO THESE WEEKENDS NOT LOVE ME LIKE THAT?!
dollpocalypse: (!?: science!!!)

[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-01-17 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
DONT CHOKE I KNOW CPR!!!11145

Topher. Don't knock over a table in your haste to rescue Billy. Just don't.

And don't pounce on him, either. It was rude.
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