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Voicemail!

"Hi, you've reached Billy Kaplan. I can't come to the phone right now for some reason, but if you leave a message, I'll get back to you soon. Bye!"
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[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-11-11 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Tony had words of wisdom that might have only been meant for one person, but...

I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
momslilassassin: ([pos] adorkable)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2011-11-11 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
i just sent this text using only my big toe

Aren't you impressed, Billy?

Though it led to an important follow up text:

where r my shoes
dollpocalypse: (phone: i am fairly sure)

[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2011-11-11 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
WALK AWAY. WALK AWAY IM TALKING TO TONY NOW YOU CANT BE NEAR HIM OK!?!?!?!?/AS YOU CAN HAVE A TURN LAZTER
dollpocalypse: (tech: this imprint's fucking compromised)

[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-01-09 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
As an apology of sorts for having thrown Billy under the bus earlier that day, whether Billy knew it or not, Topher compensated by texting him a picture.

Of Tony's very attractive arms. While he was smithing. You're welcome, Billy.
dollpocalypse: (fact: drinking)

[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2012-01-17 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
dont be mad at me just cuz of the hot tub but he said i was the best hed ever had
longislandiceme: (confused)

[personal profile] longislandiceme 2012-01-17 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-01-17 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
It must be an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2012-01-17 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
longislandiceme: (laughing)

[personal profile] longislandiceme 2012-01-17 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
momslilassassin: (Default)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2012-02-22 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Ben was an amazing friend, which was why he was sending a video of Topher dancing on a table for boas at the Gay Ball to everyone he could think of several close friends.

He worked hard for that boa for you. Shame about the no-rhythm thing.

Crazy Phone Day

[identity profile] its-theclimb.livejournal.com 2012-03-20 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
After she'd been so rudely interrupted on her last (http://whenshewasnice.livejournal.com/1311.html?thread=456735#t456735) phone call, Miley called back to finish it up.

"-- really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really important that I find out. Okay? So let me know. Love you! Bye."
Edited 2012-03-20 20:27 (UTC)

Wacky Phones

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2012-03-21 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[From here.]

"I have no idea what makes you think I'm going to give you what you want. I have even less of an idea what you think we did in that bush. But now I feel the need to point out that I've never met anyone involved in the Russian sex trade. Just for the record."

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2012-03-21 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[from here!]

"Why no, Sadhu. I have no problem with you looking pretty. I think every guy should feel as pretty as he wants. That's why we have a special on corsets this week at 'Dite's. Also, I feel I should tell you to see Petey's SciFi Movie Show this coming weekend. Possibly wearing a corset."
furnaceface: (Phone)

Wacky Phone Day!

[personal profile] furnaceface 2012-03-21 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[From here!]

Jonothon knew full well what was going on the moment he got the weird voicemail.

But there was no way in hell that he was going to let that stop him, when he, for the first time ever, actually had a mouth to return the call with.

"I'm just calling to inform you that sticking anything in your pants in public is generally ill-advised. Perhaps you ought to inform your brother of as much, too."
walkswithcoyote: (Flirting)

(Backdated to Yesterday)

[personal profile] walkswithcoyote 2012-09-14 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Billy....

Can I keep the kitten?

Please...?

I'll owe you.
walkswithcoyote: (Default)

Sometime during the dance

[personal profile] walkswithcoyote 2012-10-20 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Hey... if you, um, want the room or anything tonight, feel free.

I won't be coming home, so, you know.

Anyway. See you later.
dollpocalypse: (phone: in undies)

[personal profile] dollpocalypse 2013-04-05 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
The sound of running water was very audible in the background as Topher left Billy a message.

"Hey, it's me. Uh, you want to do some magic at the shop? I'm getting really wet."

...Yeeeeeah.
Edited 2013-04-05 13:30 (UTC)
longislandiceme: (dorkface)

[personal profile] longislandiceme 2013-05-02 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
So the dude w the hat just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation... y/n?
myownface: (Grin!)

Crazy Phones Strike Again!

[personal profile] myownface 2013-05-16 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Heeeey, babe. You know, I was thinking, maybe, like, we could do something this weekend. You could show me how handy you are with a bow and arrow, if you know what I mean..."

[identity profile] nonelikemesince.livejournal.com 2013-05-17 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[[From here (http://nonelikemesince.livejournal.com/899.html?thread=24963#t24963).]]

"Believe me, I know this might come as a shock to you, but I don't actually spend all my time thinking about what's under your clothes."

Which, as far as Anakin was concerned, literally meant -- never mind. The unintentional innuendo was the main thing here.
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