Voicemail!

[selfhelphero]

"Hi, you've reached Billy Kaplan. I can't come to the phone right now for some reason, but if you leave a message, I'll get back to you soon. Bye!"

Comments

[momslilassassin]

i just sent this text using only my big toe

Aren't you impressed, Billy?

Though it led to an important follow up text:

where r my shoes

[selfhelphero]

tinkerbell does not need shoes. tinkerbell takes only shirts and sometimes pants.