The Journal of Billy Kaplan, a.k.a. Wiccan

For their part, the Avengers did an admirable job at trying to deal with the Kree and the Skrulls, and their equal insistance that Teddy needed to come along or they'd play out a second war on the Avengers' turf. Captain America was adamant that the only fair option was for Teddy to stay where he was, on Earth, and it seemed like that option would work, right up until one of the Kree tried to shoot him, and Eli pushed Captain America out of the way, taking the blast instead.

Clearly, Teddy's special brand of stupid had become contagious.

( In which the Young Avengers and the old Avengers attempt to stop a war, and Kate finally levels up. )

[Aaaaand I'm finally done. Adapted from Young Avengers #11 and #12.]