The Journal of Billy Kaplan, a.k.a. Wiccan

When you were the lead singer of a soon-to-be epically famous band, you kind of got used to waking up and not immediately recognizing where you were. Usually though, it didn't take Nikolai this long to get his bearings. He didn't even remember coming into this place last night, let alone staying, and he didn't have the hangover that usually went with getting seriously wasted. While he was here though, he figured he might as well take a look around. Maybe he'd get lucky and end up in someone else's room for a while.

[Billy is Nikolai Wolf from Jennifer's Body. Yes, I enjoy being mean. Open!]