Stark Industries, Saturday Morning

[selfhelphero]

So, Billy had to admit that Topher was right - the back room at Stark Industries was an awesome place to have sex, especially if you were doing it for the first time. When he woke up, the haze that had permeated so much of his week was gone, but Billy didn't have any regrets.

Well, using his suit jacket as a pillow might not have been the best idea, but that was pretty small compared to the issues that could have cropped up this morning.

As he woke up more, Billy looked over at Topher, trying not to grin too hard, or worry too much about how Topher would be feeling this morning. It wasn't too much to hope he'd be happy, right?

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[dollpocalypse]

Fortunately, Topher really was pretty happy. Suddenly he understood what Ben and Ender's thing about this back room was.

And, like, sex in general. He saw the appeal now.

"Hi," he said, grinning at Billy.

[selfhelphero]

"Hi," Billy said back, fully grinning now. "Um, did you sleep well?" That was the sort of thing people asked at a time like this, right?

[dollpocalypse]

"Your jacket's a pretty good pillow," Topher assessed. He was a little groggy, but that sentence was coherent overall! Go him. "It's like... almost as good at being a pillow as you are at sex."

Wait.

"That sounded weird."

[selfhelphero]

Billy giggled and pulled himself closer to Topher. "If you're saying I was good, then thank you. You were... it was pretty awesome. Like, overall, as a whole."

[dollpocalypse]

"It really was," Topher agreed, scooting closer and giving Billy a quick kiss. "I thought it'd be kind of freaky and germy and kind of exercisey and stuff, but it was mostly just fun. Go us."

And now he was requesting a high-five. As classy lovers did.

[selfhelphero]

Billy gave him his high-five because really, he couldn't say no to Topher. "I thought it'd be awkward and maybe hurt a little and not be so much fun, but it really was. I'm really glad we did it."

[dollpocalypse]

"And," Topher said, in the delighted tone of one about to unveil the best news of all, "I found my hoodie!"

Sure enough, his other arm reached behind the bit of the floor where they'd set up camp and presented the comfy black hoodie Topher had been looking for yesterday when he'd set off the sprinklers. "So, triple win."

[selfhelphero]

"Clearly, today is going to be a good day," Billy said, snuggling closer. He might be willing to let Topher go sometime tomorrow.

[dollpocalypse]

Mmm, Billy snuggles. "Yeah. Nothing sucky at all," Topher agreed.

Famous last words, Brink.

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Famous last words indeed, as the door to Stark Industries opened. "Hellooo? Anyone home?" Anything Stark-related was practically home, so it wasn't that weird.

[dollpocalypse]

Topher blinked. Glanced at Billy furtively. Then leaned over and slowly pushed the door to the back room open.

Oh god.

"Billy, I think our kid is here."

[selfhelphero]

Billy's eyes got wide as he glanced towards the door. "But--no, again? I mean--oh god, where are my pants?"

[borntofangirl.livejournal.com]

"Ew, I heard that! Please get dressed, I can wait," Antonia called out.

[dollpocalypse]

"Are these them?" Topher asked, helping by rummaging through the mess of clothes they had slept on. Well, they weren't too badly stained, at least? "Now if I could just find my shi... eh, I'll just wear the hoodie."

Hoodie, Topher had missed you terribly.

[selfhelphero]

"You should, you look good in that hoodie," Billy said as he got dressed.

[borntofangirl.livejournal.com]

"Stop being gross and come say hi to me before I start playing around with--why are there so many vibrators being worked on out here?" Antonia asked.

[dollpocalypse]

"Those are hand massagers!" Topher corrected her, pulling on his suit pants from yesterday.

Noooo.

[borntofangirl.livejournal.com]

"Sorry Dad, but I know what a vibrator looks like," Antonia insisted. "They make ones with little plastic heads for all the superheroes!"

[selfhelphero]

"You cannot possibly know that--" Billy started, before coming out now that he was fully clothed. "Oh wow, you got old."

[dollpocalypse]

"Wait, what's the point of those and can we get some?" Topher muttered near Billy's ear. At least he had some discretion around the kid.

Who he was now looking at.

"Oh. Yeah. Dude, way to go us for keeping her, you know, alive this long."

[selfhelphero]

"They're for girls, not us," Billy whispered back, before smiling at Antonia. "Maybe we aren't terrible parents after all."

[borntofangirl.livejournal.com]

"Of course not. You're the best dads, even when you're gross," she said, finally going in to hug them both together. "I'm glad you're both still here!"